| CONGRATULATIONS ANDREW!
My buddy Andy was very modest in congratulating me on my new show "Ted Wu: Homecoming Warrior." What he failed to mention was the fact that he also has a new show coming out on the Disney Channel. He's taking over for Raven Simone's "That's So Raven" in a new show called: "That So Kwon." (It's said with a Cantonese accent -- as in "Thaat soooooooo Kwon!!"). Here's a promo picture for you from the Disney website:

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| seriously, what the f*ck is this sh*t? first of all, don't even get me started on how much this show reinforces asian stereotypes in the media for kids. but secondly, how are you gonna get a girl named Brenda SONG to play a WU? I'll sing you a SONG, Brenda...and the lyrics go a little something like this: "stop using my f*cking name, biatch!"

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